{"id":547,"date":"2016-02-11T21:49:26","date_gmt":"2016-02-12T02:49:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sites.williams.edu\/thea350-16s\/?p=547"},"modified":"2016-02-11T21:52:38","modified_gmt":"2016-02-12T02:52:38","slug":"story-3-the-land-before-time","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sites.williams.edu\/thea350-16s\/homework\/assignments-turned-in\/story-3-the-land-before-time\/","title":{"rendered":"Story #3 ~ The Land Before Time"},"content":{"rendered":"

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There is nothing more precious than a tree star.<\/figcaption><\/figure>We spared no expense<\/span><\/p>\n

To ensure Jurassic World \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0H<\/span><\/p>\n

Was a bad movie<\/span><\/p>\n

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The Land Before Time I was the first movie to ever make me cry<\/span><\/p>\n

Because it taught me that even though my mom isn\u2019t a fifteen meter long brachiosaurus <\/span><\/p>\n

She can still die before I do<\/span><\/p>\n

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I\u2019m hard at work trying to revive dinosaurs that have been extinct for millennia.<\/span><\/p>\n

I\u2019ve had a lot of success cultivating Pterodactyl cells<\/span><\/p>\n

In this Petri dish.<\/span><\/p>\n

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Dinosaurs are cool <\/span><\/p>\n

When they\u2019re fighting, not singing \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0H<\/span><\/p>\n

Land Before Time II<\/span><\/p>\n

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Sharp teeth are evil <\/span><\/p>\n

Because they have to eat meat \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0H<\/span><\/p>\n

Or else they will starve<\/span><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

We spared no expense To ensure Jurassic World \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0H Was a bad movie   The Land Before Time I was the first movie to ever make me cry Because it taught me that even though my mom isn\u2019t a fifteen meter long brachiosaurus She can still die before I do   I\u2019m hard at work … Continue reading Story #3 ~ The Land Before Time<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1212,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-547","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-assignments-turned-in"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sites.williams.edu\/thea350-16s\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/547","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sites.williams.edu\/thea350-16s\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sites.williams.edu\/thea350-16s\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sites.williams.edu\/thea350-16s\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1212"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sites.williams.edu\/thea350-16s\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=547"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/sites.williams.edu\/thea350-16s\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/547\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":806,"href":"https:\/\/sites.williams.edu\/thea350-16s\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/547\/revisions\/806"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sites.williams.edu\/thea350-16s\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=547"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sites.williams.edu\/thea350-16s\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=547"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sites.williams.edu\/thea350-16s\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=547"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}