{"id":539,"date":"2016-02-11T21:50:56","date_gmt":"2016-02-12T02:50:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sites.williams.edu\/thea350-16s\/?p=539"},"modified":"2016-02-12T08:10:21","modified_gmt":"2016-02-12T13:10:21","slug":"story-2-adventures-in-the-osaka-red-light-district","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sites.williams.edu\/thea350-16s\/homework\/assignments-turned-in\/story-2-adventures-in-the-osaka-red-light-district\/","title":{"rendered":"Story #2 ~ Adventures In the Osaka Red Light District"},"content":{"rendered":"<audio class=\"wp-audio-shortcode\" id=\"audio-539-1\" preload=\"none\" style=\"width: 100%;\" controls=\"controls\"><source type=\"audio\/mpeg\" src=\"http:\/\/sites.williams.edu\/thea350-16s\/files\/2016\/02\/Audio_Event.mp3?_=1\" \/><a href=\"http:\/\/sites.williams.edu\/thea350-16s\/files\/2016\/02\/Audio_Event.mp3\">http:\/\/sites.williams.edu\/thea350-16s\/files\/2016\/02\/Audio_Event.mp3<\/a><\/audio>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">This was supposed to be a night of debauchery.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">I had to wait at every single intersection.<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Why did I go to the red light district?<\/span><\/p>\n<figure id=\"attachment_542\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-542\" style=\"width: 474px\" class=\"wp-caption alignnone\"><a href=\"http:\/\/sites.williams.edu\/thea350-16s\/files\/2016\/02\/Dotonbori-Dragon.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"wp-image-542 size-large\" src=\"https:\/\/sites.williams.edu\/thea350-16s\/files\/2016\/02\/Dotonbori-Dragon-1024x716.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"474\" height=\"331\" srcset=\"https:\/\/sites.williams.edu\/thea350-16s\/files\/2016\/02\/Dotonbori-Dragon-1024x716.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/sites.williams.edu\/thea350-16s\/files\/2016\/02\/Dotonbori-Dragon-300x210.jpg 300w, https:\/\/sites.williams.edu\/thea350-16s\/files\/2016\/02\/Dotonbori-Dragon-768x537.jpg 768w, https:\/\/sites.williams.edu\/thea350-16s\/files\/2016\/02\/Dotonbori-Dragon.jpg 1500w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 474px) 100vw, 474px\" \/><\/a><figcaption id=\"caption-attachment-542\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">*Taken from http:\/\/jotarofootsteps.blogspot.com\/2012\/06\/kyotoosaka-day-6.html<\/figcaption><\/figure>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Giant jade dragon<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Majestic beast of legends \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0H<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Now sells me ramen<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Man of LaMancha<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Actually a penguin \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0H<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Who sells cheap candy<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">If I look foreign<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Why ask me for directions? \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0H<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">At 3 A.M.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Upstairs McDonald\u2019s<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">I missed the last train back home \u00a0\u00a0H<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">So did everyone here<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">The rooms are so cheap!<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">I really love this hotel. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0H<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">I\u2019ll ignore the stains.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">This channel is news<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">This one is \u201cFrozen\u201d on loop \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0H<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">&#8230;And this one is porn.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">I\u2019m in the lobby<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">At the free soda machine \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0H<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">&#8230;You can\u2019t make me leave<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">The condoms are free<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">But stereotypes are true \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0H \u00a0\u00a0<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">&#8230;I must be <\/span><b>massive.<\/b><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Sorry to decline<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">But JAPANESE WOMAN! SEX! \u00a0\u00a0T<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Is sloppy English<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">And I won\u2019t be a part of<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">A scheme run with such grammar<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">I\u2019m on the dance floor&#8230;<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Never knew that clubs were full of \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0H<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">So many losers<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Five dollars a shot?<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">That seems really expensive. \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0H<\/span><\/p>\n<p><span style=\"font-weight: 400\">Guess I\u2019ll stay sober.<\/span><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>This was supposed to be a night of debauchery. I had to wait at every single intersection. Why did I go to the red light district? Giant jade dragon Majestic beast of legends \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0H Now sells me ramen &nbsp; Man of LaMancha Actually a penguin \u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0\u00a0H Who sells cheap candy &nbsp; If I look foreign &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/sites.williams.edu\/thea350-16s\/homework\/assignments-turned-in\/story-2-adventures-in-the-osaka-red-light-district\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Story #2 ~ Adventures In the Osaka Red Light District<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1212,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-539","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-assignments-turned-in"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sites.williams.edu\/thea350-16s\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/539","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sites.williams.edu\/thea350-16s\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sites.williams.edu\/thea350-16s\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sites.williams.edu\/thea350-16s\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1212"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sites.williams.edu\/thea350-16s\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=539"}],"version-history":[{"count":5,"href":"https:\/\/sites.williams.edu\/thea350-16s\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/539\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":824,"href":"https:\/\/sites.williams.edu\/thea350-16s\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/539\/revisions\/824"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sites.williams.edu\/thea350-16s\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=539"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sites.williams.edu\/thea350-16s\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=539"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sites.williams.edu\/thea350-16s\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=539"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}