{"id":33,"date":"2016-02-07T17:33:05","date_gmt":"2016-02-07T22:33:05","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sites.williams.edu\/thea350-16s\/?p=33"},"modified":"2016-02-24T14:54:30","modified_gmt":"2016-02-24T19:54:30","slug":"story-1-my-father-is-secretly-a-nudist","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sites.williams.edu\/thea350-16s\/homework\/assignments-turned-in\/story-1-my-father-is-secretly-a-nudist\/","title":{"rendered":"Story 1: My Father is Secretly a Nudist"},"content":{"rendered":"

Object 1 – A Sad Attempt at Making a Nude Statue<\/p>\n

\"IMG_1344\"<\/p>\n

Object 2 – If My Father Owned a Museum, This Would Be Its Sign<\/p>\n

\"IMG_1372\"<\/p>\n

Object 3 – Admission<\/p>\n

\"IMG_1371\"<\/p>\n

Object 4 – Nude Descends a Staircase, No. 3<\/p>\n

\"IMG_1370\"<\/p>\n

Object 5 – Don’t You Wanna See?<\/a><\/p>\n

Object 6 –\u00a0Body Cleanse<\/a><\/p>\n

Object 7 – Drumroll, Please<\/p>\nhttp:\/\/sites.williams.edu\/thea350-16s\/files\/2016\/02\/Drumroll-Pls.m4a<\/a><\/audio>\n

Object 8 – Why? Just why?<\/p>\n

Son: Father, why is there a naked lady sitting in the middle of our house?
\nFather: I don’t know, son. Why do you think?
\nSon: Well, I don’t know. That’s why I’m asking.
\nFather: I suppose I’m not so sure myself.
\nSon: Should I ask mom?
\nFather: I don’t think that’s such a good idea.
\nSon: Why?
\nFather: I don’t think she’d like the thought of another woman naked in her house.
\nSon: Well then, why don’t you just ask her to leave?Father:\u00a0Me? Ask your mom to leave?
\nSon: No, father. I meant the naked lady.
\nFather: Oh, right. Well, I suppose we should.<\/p>\n

Object 9 – An Acrostic Poem on Nudity<\/p>\n

Not
\nA Very
\nKinesthetically
\nExciting
\nDay<\/p>\n

Object 10 – A Musing on Being Naked<\/p>\n

A musing on being naked written by someone who is currently not naked and really has no desire to be naked.<\/p>\n

Being naked is an interesting state of being. You\u2019re completely exposed and yet you\u2019re in a total state of comfort. How is that possible? How can being totally exposed provide total comfort to someone? Maybe it\u2019s the sense of liberation. Of not giving a shit about what anyone else thinks.<\/p>\n

Object 11 – Defining Nudity<\/p>\n

Naked<\/strong><\/p>\n

\/n\u0101kid\/ Adj.<\/em><\/p>\n

    \n
  1. The state of being fully undressed<\/li>\n
  2. The state of being fully exposed<\/li>\n
  3. The state of being nothing more than yourself<\/li>\n
  4. The state of corporal freedom<\/li>\n
  5. The state of bodily control<\/li>\n<\/ol>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

    Object 1 – A Sad Attempt at Making a Nude Statue Object 2 – If My Father Owned a Museum, This Would Be Its Sign Object 3 – Admission Object 4 – Nude Descends a Staircase, No. 3 Object 5 – Don’t You Wanna See? Object 6 –\u00a0Body Cleanse Object 7 – Drumroll, Please Object … Continue reading Story 1: My Father is Secretly a Nudist<\/span> →<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1216,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[4],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-33","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-assignments-turned-in"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sites.williams.edu\/thea350-16s\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sites.williams.edu\/thea350-16s\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sites.williams.edu\/thea350-16s\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sites.williams.edu\/thea350-16s\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1216"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sites.williams.edu\/thea350-16s\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=33"}],"version-history":[{"count":3,"href":"https:\/\/sites.williams.edu\/thea350-16s\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1077,"href":"https:\/\/sites.williams.edu\/thea350-16s\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/33\/revisions\/1077"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sites.williams.edu\/thea350-16s\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=33"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sites.williams.edu\/thea350-16s\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=33"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sites.williams.edu\/thea350-16s\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=33"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}