{"id":227,"date":"2016-02-09T11:04:44","date_gmt":"2016-02-09T16:04:44","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/sites.williams.edu\/thea350-16s\/?p=227"},"modified":"2016-02-13T14:38:24","modified_gmt":"2016-02-13T19:38:24","slug":"story-1-suspicious-grapes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/sites.williams.edu\/thea350-16s\/uncategorized\/story-1-suspicious-grapes\/","title":{"rendered":"Story 1: Suspicious Grapes"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Joe doesn\u2019t give a shit. Joe is gonna win. There\u2019s no one else in this house. Joe is still a raisin.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/qTZx40l1elI\">https:\/\/youtu.be\/qTZx40l1elI<\/a><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-365 size-thumbnail\" src=\"https:\/\/sites.williams.edu\/thea350-16s\/files\/2016\/02\/IMG_0872-1-e1455033862204-150x150.jpg\" alt=\"IMG_0872 (1)\" width=\"150\" height=\"150\" \/><\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/youtu.be\/nvzOSgkwAIk\">https:\/\/youtu.be\/nvzOSgkwAIk<\/a><\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-367\" src=\"https:\/\/sites.williams.edu\/thea350-16s\/files\/2016\/02\/IMG_0881.jpg\" alt=\"IMG_0881\" width=\"180\" height=\"240\" \/> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone wp-image-368 size-medium\" src=\"https:\/\/sites.williams.edu\/thea350-16s\/files\/2016\/02\/IMG_0882-e1455033846492-225x300.jpg\" alt=\"IMG_0882\" width=\"225\" height=\"300\" srcset=\"https:\/\/sites.williams.edu\/thea350-16s\/files\/2016\/02\/IMG_0882-e1455033846492-225x300.jpg 225w, https:\/\/sites.williams.edu\/thea350-16s\/files\/2016\/02\/IMG_0882-e1455033846492.jpg 240w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 225px) 100vw, 225px\" \/> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-369\" src=\"https:\/\/sites.williams.edu\/thea350-16s\/files\/2016\/02\/IMG_0900.jpg\" alt=\"IMG_0900\" width=\"180\" height=\"240\" \/> <img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-medium wp-image-370\" src=\"https:\/\/sites.williams.edu\/thea350-16s\/files\/2016\/02\/IMG_0934.jpg\" alt=\"IMG_0934\" width=\"180\" height=\"240\" \/><\/p>\n<p>The first child is always the hardest. Here they are, a tiny <em>person, <\/em>and even though they shit everywhere and cry they\u2019re like these little balls of potential, and you can\u2019t help but wonder what they\u2019ll be like once they stop being so helpless.<\/p>\n<p>The oldest was at that age now; it was time to tell him. The first step away from innocence. He was always so curious, always reading, and it seemed like the more he read, the stranger he became. And he was so interested in Biology. He\u2019d probably read all about it anyway.<\/p>\n<p>\u2026<\/p>\n<p>The explanation could have gone better, but ultimately the point got across. Now it was time for questions; anything but something awkward about Daddy and Mommy. He looked up, puzzled.<\/p>\n<p>\u201cAre bees mammals?\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Joe doesn\u2019t give a shit. Joe is gonna win. There\u2019s no one else in this house. Joe is still a raisin. https:\/\/youtu.be\/qTZx40l1elI https:\/\/youtu.be\/nvzOSgkwAIk The first child is always the hardest. Here they are, a tiny person, and even though they shit everywhere and cry they\u2019re like these little balls of potential, and you can\u2019t help &hellip; <a href=\"https:\/\/sites.williams.edu\/thea350-16s\/uncategorized\/story-1-suspicious-grapes\/\" class=\"more-link\">Continue reading <span class=\"screen-reader-text\">Story 1: Suspicious Grapes<\/span> <span class=\"meta-nav\">&rarr;<\/span><\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1213,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_acf_changed":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-227","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"acf":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/sites.williams.edu\/thea350-16s\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/227","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/sites.williams.edu\/thea350-16s\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/sites.williams.edu\/thea350-16s\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sites.williams.edu\/thea350-16s\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1213"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sites.williams.edu\/thea350-16s\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=227"}],"version-history":[{"count":4,"href":"https:\/\/sites.williams.edu\/thea350-16s\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/227\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":841,"href":"https:\/\/sites.williams.edu\/thea350-16s\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/227\/revisions\/841"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/sites.williams.edu\/thea350-16s\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=227"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sites.williams.edu\/thea350-16s\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=227"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/sites.williams.edu\/thea350-16s\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=227"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}