Mission 1: Get Clean

Make sure you wash your hair and take a shower. Every piece of dirt will be noticeable from a mile away.

Misson 2: Find Your Anthem

Find a song that inspires confidence in you. Make sure it is one you can keep on repeat.

Mission 3: Choose Your Best Outfit

Anything that screams “I HAVE ARRIVED” seems the most appropriate (Search: spaghetti strap tank top with butterfly appliqué.)

Mission 4: Beware of Adults

Your parents may warn you about the “revealing” nature of said tank top. Do not take it personally. They are wrong and harbor jealousy of your fierceness.

Mission 5: Arrive in Style

Walk in to your crushes’ home in style. When in doubt, remember the three C’s: Stay calm, cool, and collected.

Mission 6: Don’t Be Thrown Off By Your Friend Amy

If you see your friend Amy at your crushes’ party, DO NOT be surprised and DO NOT get jealous. She was invited because she’s a cool kid, just like you.

Mission 7: If You Can’t Get His Attention

Play some soft jazz on the piano. IMMEDIATELY

Mission 8: When You Find Yourself on a Rooftop by Yourself After Confronting Your Broken Heart

…do not cry… yet. Only 1 more hour until you get home.