HI BILLY MAYS HERE
FOR JUST $19.99 H
I’LL LEAVE YOU ALONE
I’m really thirsty
I sure would love a nice, cold… H
Pepsi Co. product
I’m really thirsty
I sure would love a nice, cold… H
Coca-cola drink
I’m really thirsty
I sure would love a nice, cold… H
Who’s today’s sponsor?
Troop morale is low.
The men complain about soggy conditions.
They refuse to raisin bran-dish their weapons.
They are going cuckoo without Cocoa Puffs.
They can’t see an end to the conflict, nor can they see why kids love the taste of Cinnamon Toast Crunch.
Many are too busy Reeses Puff-puff passing to be an active part of a balanced breakfast.
General Mills, what do you advise we do?
I’ve got a Target number of objects to make.
I’m beating my head against a Wal-mart, here.
Well, this is O-Kmart for now, I guess.
One taco bell, please
Extra meat and extra cheese H
Just like Mom made it!
Williams Dining Dissapoints Once More
If I eat something
Atop a very tall cliff H
Is it high dining?
I have a brilliant plan to build a skyscraper made entirely out of stacked pizzas
So that I can finally say I’ve experienced the upper crust
All I need is a lot of dough
It started with a two mediums for $5 each.
Now I’m up to a large and a side of cinna-stix.
I can’t stop; it’s the Dominoes effect.
If I bought this fried chicken dinner on my own
(With only a small loan from my father)
Why should I have to share it with anyone else?
That’s why I’m voting for Colonel Bernie Sanders.
I’ve been nauseous since we took off.
I think the pilot is a clerk from the florist department? Or the butcher counter?
The selection is pretty limited and things keep falling off the shelves when we hit turbulence.
Why did I think it would be a good idea to go grocery shopping in the Price Chopper?
I walked in to the sight of melting cheese.
And a melting counter… *stolen from my sister*
And…clock…
Why did I go to the Salvador Deli?
I’m taking a class about making sandwiches.
It costs 5 dollars to commute by Subway.
Any recipes must be properly referenced and sauced.
Our final grade is 10% attendance, 50% participation, and 40% Quiznos.
Seems like an (Arby)system to me.
Go to White Castle
An intern broke the sound board. H
We need new sliders.
Revolutionary Spoken Word Performance
Sometimes I feel like a burrito
Like I’m so full of emotions
They’re oozing out because my parents didn’t make me right
And society just slapped a tin-foil wrapper on me
And sold me to the man for $5.99
Plus $2 for guac, but Gauntanamo for free.