We spared no expense

To ensure Jurassic World                 H

Was a bad movie

 

The Land Before Time I was the first movie to ever make me cry

Because it taught me that even though my mom isn’t a fifteen meter long brachiosaurus

She can still die before I do

 

I’m hard at work trying to revive dinosaurs that have been extinct for millennia.

I’ve had a lot of success cultivating Pterodactyl cells

In this Petri dish.

 

Dinosaurs are cool

When they’re fighting, not singing     H

Land Before Time II

 

Sharp teeth are evil

Because they have to eat meat            H

Or else they will starve