This was supposed to be a night of debauchery.
I had to wait at every single intersection.
Why did I go to the red light district?
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Giant jade dragon
Majestic beast of legends H
Now sells me ramen
Man of LaMancha
Actually a penguin H
Who sells cheap candy
If I look foreign
Why ask me for directions? H
At 3 A.M.
Upstairs McDonald’s
I missed the last train back home H
So did everyone here
The rooms are so cheap!
I really love this hotel. H
I’ll ignore the stains.
This channel is news
This one is “Frozen” on loop H
…And this one is porn.
I’m in the lobby
At the free soda machine H
…You can’t make me leave
The condoms are free
But stereotypes are true H
…I must be massive.
Sorry to decline
But JAPANESE WOMAN! SEX! T
Is sloppy English
And I won’t be a part of
A scheme run with such grammar
I’m on the dance floor…
Never knew that clubs were full of H
So many losers
Five dollars a shot?
That seems really expensive. H
Guess I’ll stay sober.