To ensure Jurassic World H
Was a bad movie
The Land Before Time I was the first movie to ever make me cry
Because it taught me that even though my mom isn’t a fifteen meter long brachiosaurus
She can still die before I do
I’m hard at work trying to revive dinosaurs that have been extinct for millennia.
I’ve had a lot of success cultivating Pterodactyl cells
In this Petri dish.
Dinosaurs are cool
When they’re fighting, not singing H
Land Before Time II
Sharp teeth are evil
Because they have to eat meat H
Or else they will starve