Story 1: My Father is Secretly a Nudist

Object 1 – A Sad Attempt at Making a Nude Statue

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Object 2 – If My Father Owned a Museum, This Would Be Its Sign

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Object 3 – Admission

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Object 4 – Nude Descends a Staircase, No. 3

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Object 5 – Don’t You Wanna See?

Object 6 – Body Cleanse

Object 7 – Drumroll, Please

Object 8 – Why? Just why?

Son: Father, why is there a naked lady sitting in the middle of our house?
Father: I don’t know, son. Why do you think?
Son: Well, I don’t know. That’s why I’m asking.
Father: I suppose I’m not so sure myself.
Son: Should I ask mom?
Father: I don’t think that’s such a good idea.
Son: Why?
Father: I don’t think she’d like the thought of another woman naked in her house.
Son: Well then, why don’t you just ask her to leave?Father: Me? Ask your mom to leave?
Son: No, father. I meant the naked lady.
Father: Oh, right. Well, I suppose we should.

Object 9 – An Acrostic Poem on Nudity

Not
A Very
Kinesthetically
Exciting
Day

Object 10 – A Musing on Being Naked

A musing on being naked written by someone who is currently not naked and really has no desire to be naked.

Being naked is an interesting state of being. You’re completely exposed and yet you’re in a total state of comfort. How is that possible? How can being totally exposed provide total comfort to someone? Maybe it’s the sense of liberation. Of not giving a shit about what anyone else thinks.

Object 11 – Defining Nudity

Naked

/nākid/ Adj.

  1. The state of being fully undressed
  2. The state of being fully exposed
  3. The state of being nothing more than yourself
  4. The state of corporal freedom
  5. The state of bodily control